A Poe girl.

Sango needs to stop doing this thing that she has a tendency to do called being perfect.

(Source: briangay)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

dickspeightjr:

don’t give me choices because i will get overwhelmed and cry

(Source: caleb-denecour)

australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Ladies and Gentlemen…the sexiest actor alive

(Source: mishasteaparty)

“I died saving him. In return he saved me to a database in the biggest library in the universe, left me like a book on a shelf. Didn’t even say good-bye.”

(Source: loveatomb)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

elijahwoodlooksatthings:

elijah wood looks at haters